'tis no more, the critics report,
as with debilitated moral,
and scurrilous aim,
flirtation abound,
corrupts this fine sport.
Coloured circles of auburn and cobalt,
gates to temptation, and utmost fault.
An outlying example?
Alas child, not so.
Sin and vice spreads far and wide,
depravity as far as Uno.
Nepotism in The Game of Life,
shattered monarchies in Chess.
Murder abound in Cluedo,
Risk only leads one to distress.
Coloured circles of auburn and cobalt,
gates to temptation, and utmost fault.
Moral types, of board game fancy,
fear not, as there is still hope.
Trivial Pursuit, where only good-will,
dwells inside its wholesome scope.
facts learnt, with no-one barred
though its questions are incredibly hard
Coloured circles of auburn and cobalt,
gates to temptation, and utmost fault.
And now, for some Trivial Pursuit questions:
"Which painter threw a knife at Paul Gauguin in the French town of Arles?"
"What kind of school for dogs was first established in Nashville, Tennesse, in 1929?"
