Tom and Cate's Postcards

Tom & Tessa's Postcard Shambles

Ataleaboutusingbigwords

  "Well, I'm afraid it's not good news Denise, you appear to be suffering from an acute form of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
 
"Aaaaaaaaah!" [Door slams]

"She just ran away!

My, what a day.

I guess that's just something you've got to live with when you're a word doctor.

For instance,

I was telling a story about antidisestablishmentarianism,

when I was told to cut down on the floccinaucinihilipilification.

But I said,

don't be so abstentious,

because you come across as quite pretentious,

then he went and called me a  Parastratiosphecomyia-sphecomyioide!

The End