"Well, I'm afraid it's not good news Denise, you appear to be suffering from an acute form of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."
"Aaaaaaaaah!" [Door slams]
"She just ran away!
My, what a day.
I guess that's just something you've got to live with when you're a word doctor.
For instance,
I was telling a story about antidisestablishmentarianism,
when I was told to cut down on the floccinaucinihilipilification.
But I said,
don't be so abstentious,
because you come across as quite pretentious,
then he went and called me a Parastratiosphecomyia-sphecomyioide!
The End
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